Dollhouse
Dollhouse
Apparently the Kardashian‘s (Kourtney, Kim and Khloe) wrote a book, it is called Dollhouse and it sounds ridiculous. Here is the plot summary from amazon, it’s quite brilliant.
Dollhouse is an addictively entertaining novel about an exciting, high-profile, complicated family with a huge heart and a lot of love. Written by superstars Kourtney, Kim, and KhloÉ Kardashian, Dollhouse is a delicious glimpse that goes behind the glitter of fame into the hearts of three sisters fiercely devoted to one another and the family they love. Kourtney, Kim, and KhloÉ combined their truly scandalous imaginations with the secrets they know about life in the fast lane to give you a book like nothing you’ve ever read before!
Nothing is more important to the Rameros than family. Just ask Kamille, Kassidy, and Kyle—three beautiful, loving, and deeply loyal sisters who are the heart and soul of their family. Their mother has remarried and their new stepfather, a world-famous all-star baseball player, has come complete with two stepsiblings. Life in L.A. is pretty typical for this newly blended clan.
Until the day everything changes.
Overnight, one of the Ramero sisters has become famous—magazine-cover, fashion-icon, headline-making famous! Trailed by paparazzi, invited to every red carpet event, she has set a new standard for Hollywood royalty.
You’d think that all the glitz and the glamour would make life a breeze. But as the sisters painfully discover, being a celebrity in L.A.’s gilded dollhouse isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Suddenly their problems are much bigger than sharing clothes and discussing crushes. Who knew that having a famous sister would bring up so many issues: jealousy, backstabbing friends, fix-ups, plastic surgery, and paparazzi run-ins, to name just a few. As the sisters deal with their new lives, complete with a televised wedding, crazy nightclub parties, and forbidden stepsibling attraction, there’s a huge secret that threatens to break even their tightest family bonds.
I find it very amusing how similar this is to real life, and how it came out just as Kim is getting a divorce. It’s so blatant in the last quote how she wants to be perceived in the of so important tabloids. Timing is key…
Lucky for those of us who don’t want to actually read the thing, Rich at fourfour has written out his favourite lines from the book. Below are my personal favourites, it sounds hilariously bad.
Page 58: “(Giles had to explain to her, privately, that Lolita was from a famous novel by a Russian writer named Vladimir Nabokov, in which an old guy became sexually obsessed with a twelve-year-old girl. Ew?)
Page 216: “‘Come on, let’s get home and microwave some shit.’”
Page 258: “And somehow, miraculously, Kamille had come out on top. The magazines had portrayed her (rightly) as the innocent victim [of her failed wedding]. The glut of publicity even ended up helping her professionally because suddenly, overnight, everyone in the country knew who she was.”
